My name's Brian Amos. I do some comedy. Here's some stand up I did:
I also post on Twitter occasionally. Go on and follow me. Here are my most recent tweets:
No cheese shredder? Alternate between bites of food and a block of cheese; it's the same thing. #nextfoodnetworkstar -
3 days ago
Wait, wait, wait. Hall... AND Oates? This I gotta hear. -
6 days ago
Christopher Nolan should troll fanboys by releasing an extended edition of Inception. It'd be two seconds longer, and ruin their theories. -
1 week ago
I bought a laptop off of eBay, and the box it came in was padded with crumpled newspaper. A metaphor for the decline of print journalism? -
1 week ago
I've taught my phone's T9 a lot of words over 3 years. Not looking forward to a new one when I'll have to teach it "fartknocker" again. -
1 week ago
I was on University of Florida's national champion team for the 2010 RooftopComedy.com National College Comedy Competition. If any of these things strike your fancy, email me at brianamos-nospam-at-gmail-dot-com.